beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible

dawn "saves" the planet, the end

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 20, 2015 13:56

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bad writing, #57 dawn saves the planet, cringe worthy, bossy karen, i really hate dawn, what in the deep fried hell?, delusion abound! cringe worthy, dawn preachy, wish fulfillment, hypocrisy, cult, dawn is a massive bitch, waaaank, dawn and her soapbox, shut up dawn, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, bitchface, everyone is crazy, rampant lesbianism, rageragerage, annoying kids, headache inducing

dawn "saves" the planet, part 4

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 16, 2015 17:49

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zombies would starve in stoneybrook, slow news day, #57 dawn saves the planet, shut up dawn, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, editors are overrated, i hate dawn, insanity, false advertising, drama, this will not end well, plot-advancing epiphany, i hate ann, headache inducing, unwarranted self-importance

Get Well Soon Mallory, aka Not Until I Think Of Another Way To Ruin You Part Four

liss31d wrote in bsc_snark Sep 08, 2013 02:02

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ann hates gingers, glandular fever, #69 get well soon mallory, ann hates mal, mal hates pyjamas, carnival, pikes, new york, pike family madness, mono, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, shut up jessi, ghostwriters, saintly bsc, mallory, stoneybrook manor, shut up mary anne

Get Well Soon Mallory, aka Not Until I Think Of Another Way To Ruin You Part Three

liss31d wrote in bsc_snark Apr 10, 2013 19:04

Part One
Part Two

Hello BSC Snark Community! I'm sorry that this next instalment of Get Well Soon Mallory is quite delayed, but been ridiculously busy working on stuff for my MA in Theatre Practice: Staging Shakespeare these last few months. Now I am on holiday! Hoorah! So time for snarking our beloved underdog, Mallory, who really needs to get a ( Read more... )

mary anne cries more than a 4 year old, ann hates gingers, glandular fever, kristy's bitch face, ann's wet dream, #69 get well soon mallory, mallory is annoying, ann hates mal, parenting fail, passive aggressive, club drama, carnival, pikes, wtf?, mal's masterplans, new york, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, mallory: completely delusional?, cult of bsc, shut up jessi, ghostwriters, mallory

Mary Anne and the Zoo Mystery Part Three!

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Feb 14, 2013 15:42

Please note that I hadn't time to edit this but it won't make any difference, because the book makes NO DAMN SENSE.

( What's that? I can't hear you over these massive brain hemmorhages. )

amm is green behind the ears, mystery, ann hates fat people, mystery #20 mary anne and the zoo myster, character we'll never see again, crying, mary anne, animals, alan gray, logan is a jerk, hypocrisy, lame, zombies would starve in stoneybrook, wtf?, dawn and her soapbox, mary anne grows a spine, kristy needs cream for her burn, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, therapy fuck yeah, stoneybrook lacks common sense, why am i doing this?, bitchiness

Mary Anne and the Zoo Mystery Part Two!

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Feb 10, 2013 22:52

Here we go with the next bit!

( Who let the emu out!? WHO! WHO! WHO! )

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Don't Give Up, Mallory Part 3

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Jan 29, 2013 19:50

My computer ate the first version of this part, but like Mallory, I did not give up! But I did swear a lot more.

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mal must suffer, wtf?, things ann knows nothing about, boys, bad parenting, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, character we'll never see again, ann hates mal, ann hates, mallory, #108 don't give up mallory, what is in stoneybrook's water?, make the baby kristy scream

Don't Give Up, Mallory! Part 2

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Jan 22, 2013 21:01

I haz no clever introduction. . .

Chapter 6

Ugh. We’re back in Short Takes, and Mr. Cobb is asking them to discuss ideas for their end of class projects, on the (stupid and poorly thought out) theme of “a project that furthers the cause of children’s literature.” Seriously, that’s such a bullshit topic, especially for kids this age. What does it ( Read more... )

amm is green behind the ears, wtf?, kristy is crazy, things ann knows nothing about, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, ann hates mal, stoneybrook lacks common sense, creepy involvement with kids, #108 don't give up mallory, unwarranted self-importance, what is in stoneybrook's water?

Don't Give Up, Mallory! Part 1

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Jan 20, 2013 19:48

. . .on second thought, go ahead and give up, Mallory.

Shout-out to kakeochi_umai or the request!

Is it just me, or does Mallory get a bunch of titles in non-standard form? By which I mean, I think of standard as “Sitter’s Name and the Particular WTF,” or possibly “Sitter Name’s Stupid Thing.” But Mal gets creepster greetings (Hellloooo, Mallory!), ( Read more... )

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Get Well Soon Mallory, aka Not Until I Think Of Another Way To Ruin You Part Two

liss31d wrote in bsc_snark Dec 23, 2012 23:27

Here is the link for Part One

Hello all! Back for a snarkathon a la Mallory. And thanks for all the nice get well comments for my stubborn flu. It’s finally wearing off and I feel great! Just in time for Christmas :)

At least I felt great until I opened up my book again and noticed this …

Chapter Four

Oh dear … a babysitting job

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